So I'm emerging from the happy fog of a low-risk, 30something parenthood into...competitive cycling of course. How better to satiate a midlife crisis. Got to be more exciting than gambling or adultery, albeit way more expensive.
Courtesy of my wife, I finally acquired yer basic racing and TT bike setup (but no alien helmets, wheel discs, speedo's, etc.) Other than that, I'm 99.9% dweeb. Sorry for the FAQ, but what's a relatively kind & gentle introductory competitive event? Which might offer a chance to become the least embarrassed, injured, and broke?