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Old 05-09-07, 12:24 PM   #1
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Ivan suddenly finds himself outside the circle of trust.
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What did the lawyers tell me to do in this situation again… oh right keep mouth tightly shut
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"...and every time Dr. Fuentes stuck a needle in me, I made a funny face just like this."
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In other news, Ivan Basso today announced a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with Oakley.
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Ivan reacts to the announcement that the Vatican is placing his bid for sainthood on hold, to allow further review of the miracles he performed in the 2006 Giro.
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With his cycling career effectively over Basso announces his foray into quoits, and does a quick demonstration as the 'spike'..
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"I did not have sex with that woman"

(then learns of stained dress)

"define sex"

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"I did not dope"

(evidence located)

"Doh ! maybe I did ... sort of ... but I didn't inhale"
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Oakley sponsors air above Basso's head. Basso remains mum.
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Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
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No longer bound to Discovery Channel, Basso shows his new party tricks with the formerly-mandatory LiveStrong band.
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Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
Photoshop edits, fart jokes, and slicing&dicing in the ER...intriguing combo.


actually what is it with guys and fart jokes? My brother told fart jokes ad nauseum when he was young. Now he's 35, happily married, just had his first kid and he STILL makes fart jokes!! what is up with this?
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^^ Farts are funny. It's a scientific fact.
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