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    Caption Contest

    For 20 points to your next upgrade:


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    Ivan suddenly finds himself outside the circle of trust.
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    What did the lawyers tell me to do in this situation again… oh right keep mouth tightly shut

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    "...and every time Dr. Fuentes stuck a needle in me, I made a funny face just like this."

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    In other news, Ivan Basso today announced a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with Oakley.

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    Ivan reacts to the announcement that the Vatican is placing his bid for sainthood on hold, to allow further review of the miracles he performed in the 2006 Giro.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    "Just don't smile and show 'em your meth teeth or you'll really be screwed."

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    "Not gonna laugh when he says Nautius Maximus..." bonus points if you can tell me the movie.
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    With his cycling career effectively over Basso announces his foray into quoits, and does a quick demonstration as the 'spike'..
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    "dick pound, dont laugh, dick pound, dont laugh...."
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    "I did not have sex with that woman"

    (then learns of stained dress)

    "define sex"

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    Basso translation

    "I did not dope"

    (evidence located)

    "Doh ! maybe I did ... sort of ... but I didn't inhale"

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    Oakley sponsors air above Basso's head. Basso remains mum.

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    Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    No longer bound to Discovery Channel, Basso shows his new party tricks with the formerly-mandatory LiveStrong band.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrPete
    Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
    Photoshop edits, fart jokes, and slicing&dicing in the ER...intriguing combo.


    actually what is it with guys and fart jokes? My brother told fart jokes ad nauseum when he was young. Now he's 35, happily married, just had his first kid and he STILL makes fart jokes!! what is up with this?

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    ^^ Farts are funny. It's a scientific fact.
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    Damned Simoni! Switching my chap stick for krazy glue again!

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