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    In beaurocratic limbo urbanknight's Avatar
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    Caption Contest

    I haven't seen one of these in a while, and happened to run across this pic which I found amusing. I hope it hasn't been posted already.

    "Well, I guess you can cut the arts as much as you want... Sooner or later, these kids aren't going to have anything to read or write about." (Richard Dreyfus as Glenn Holland)

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    YYYYyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!

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    "made ya flinch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by EventServices View Post
    "made ya flinch."


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    Antonio Fartoni, captain of Team Taco Bell, holding his arms out after a last second anal gas expulsion pushed him to victory in the final feet of the road race commented, ``It was close, but at the last minute -- FRAAAAP! -- and there I was, winner! Though I do think that maybe I shat myself.'' The second place cyclist, German Klaus Dumkpoff later commented, ``I don't know what happened, but it wasn't natural. I think something may have crawled up his ass and died. The Toxic Avenger is a cunning opponent.'' Third place finisher, Pierre LeCrycry added, ``Captain Ass Gas, he cheats. We French shall someday win again!''

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    Quote Originally Posted by rusto View Post
    WINNER!!!
    "Well, I guess you can cut the arts as much as you want... Sooner or later, these kids aren't going to have anything to read or write about." (Richard Dreyfus as Glenn Holland)

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    "they're coming to the line, it's Zabel and Petacchi, ...Zabel and Petacchi are fighting, ...50 metres.. and Jesus! Jesus wins!...great sprint."


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    Quote Originally Posted by DocRay View Post
    "they're coming to the line, it's Zabel and Petacchi, ...Zabel and Petacchi are fighting, ...50 metres.. and Jesus! Jesus wins!...great sprint."
    Hahah! I love the sign too. Is that your work DocRay? Unless that is what was actually written, I might have read the bible with the same attention I read my metallurgy book.

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    Argh!!! When you reach out like this do you know where it puts more pressure!?

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