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Old 10-29-07, 12:56 PM   #1
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I'm too sexy for my skinsuit, too sexy for my skin suit

This just in from Hamburg, Germany (available on Ebay):



Inspired by the tri version:



"At home in the peleton, and at your local domination parlor, the Pirate skinsuit holds up to Jan Ulrich's powerful thighs or a good paddling by a transsexual dominatrix".

(shudder)
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"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

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Old 10-29-07, 01:28 PM   #3
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Avast, ye skinsuit be an abomination.

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This just in from Hamburg, Germany (available on Ebay):



(shudder)
When I was there in the Schanzenviertel their football team banner was the jolly roger and they were sponsored by Jack Daniels. The hooligans had radio equipped generals, practiced maneuvers and specialized fighting sub groups.

When I got home I loved seeing all the middle aged, middle class tubby dads in Oakland wearing all black and thinking they were part of the toughest brigade in the world.
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Old 10-29-07, 01:51 PM   #5
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The hooligans had radio equipped generals, practiced maneuvers and specialized fighting sub groups.
My people, the Germans. Bringing tidiness and organization to a riot.

"Nien, nien! It's kick to the groin THEN knee to the face and stomp on the hands, NOT knee to the groin, kick to the face..."
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Old 10-30-07, 10:22 AM   #7
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is it me... or-

take away the hair extensions... and "she" gets kinda confusing.

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Old 10-30-07, 11:15 AM   #8
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solving my "what to wear for Halloween" problem....
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Germans.
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Pretty funny, I know the guy who created your sig
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Pretty funny, I know the guy who created your sig

Uh oh... is he going to punch me in the face if I don't pay him royalties?
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Uh oh... is he going to punch me in the face if I don't pay him royalties?
No, it was on company time -- he was supposed to be fixing bugs in a video game we were trying to release.
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No, it was on company time -- he was supposed to be fixing bugs in a video game we were trying to release.
You work for a video game company?
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Are the boots LOOK compatible?
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You work for a video game company?
After 8 years, I got out of the industry last year. It was tough to let go, but it really had just become a regular job, and I had some friction on my team that I wasn't enjoying.
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I've been working in the industry for 2 years now. While I do feel it's a job, it's still a job where my day doesn't have to start until noon.
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Awesome! Enjoy it.
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Someone ought to come along and post the photo of that massive guy in a skinsuit jogging along with a cyclocross bike.
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