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    Peloton Dog patentcad's Avatar
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    Help Talk botto Off the Ledge

    He turns 40 Wednesday November 7. He sounds a bit suicidal. Luckily for him, Europe has stringent gun control laws. Unfortunately they do have enough high ledges for him to hurl himself to oblivion.

    Talk botto off the ledge. I tried earlier today. It didn't sound good. I tried the 'hey dude, that's nothing, I'll be friggin FIFTY on Friday' and that didn't seem to cheer him up.

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    Who would photoshop primates were it not for botto?
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    Hey, I did my best and tried to get him banned, so at least he wouldn't have to suffer a 40th bday thread here!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Botto, dont do it...you are the voice of...well sarcasm ? We need more of that..

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    happy birthday you old *******. 10 years and 3 days my senior.

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    Well botto, if 50 is the new 30, then neither of you are in such dire straits after all. I mean, you might be, but not because of your ages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanf
    its a start: 1. measure thighs 2. get on bike 3. win
    cat 2 - 0/30

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    Botto should just HTFU about turning 40.

    That is all.
    I'm the world's forgotten boy. The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy.

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    I have nothing against Botto.

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    40!?!@! crap that is old. i thought i was old just turning 34. i say pull the trigger. i mean 40.

    later.

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    too late.


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    There is life after 40......No worry's Botto


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    40 is just a number.

    A very, very high number.

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    Happy birthday. You're old. We all chipped in and got you something useful:



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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    Happy birthday. You're old. We all chipped in and got you something useful:


    [IMG]http://www.tandems.co.uk/images/uploads/accessories/blackburn-helmet-mirror700.jpg[/IMG]

    I think you're posting in the wrong thread, this is the one you want.

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    Happy b-day. Hope you get a good ride in today.

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    Botto, do people really get that old? I thought it was merely an urban legend?!

    <I on the other hand find it hard to remember being 40...>

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    Happy birthday. I'm not too far behind. I've started taking Lexapro just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waterrockets View Post
    Happy b-day. Hope you get a good ride in today.
    on this



    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    on this



    Or these:
    Whichever you prefer

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    don't do it botto....



    i'll help out.


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    Gelukkig Verjaardag!!!

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    Think about all the leg-shaving you wont have to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Or these:
    Whichever you prefer
    euuu..Lance has been there. I hear he used Belgian aged rubber condoms.

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    40 is the new 38.

    This is the time to watch "Pro" again, the Aussy rider on the team is 42 and just spanks everyone in high speed crits across the US.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dolophonic View Post
    Botto, dont do it...you are the voice of...well sarcasm ? We need more of that..
    Botto,sarcastic?

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