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Old 02-19-08, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Packeteer
**** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.
Yeah? Well most women would actually rather have hair down there (trimmed, but SOMEthing) to remind them that they're not involved with a 12 year old boy, but a man. If she wanted a 12 year old boy (hairless everywhere, no physique), she's go for a 12 year old boy. She's involved with you because you're a man. Appreciate and flaunt that aspect, dumba**.
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Old 02-19-08, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by prendrefeu
Yeah? Well most women would actually rather have hair down there (trimmed, but SOMEthing) to remind them that they're not involved with a 12 year old boy, but a man. If she wanted a 12 year old boy (hairless everywhere, no physique), she's go for a 12 year old boy. She's involved with you because you're a man. Appreciate and flaunt that aspect, dumba**.
Ya might wanna start shaving your ass, because you are apparently getting a bunch of hairs stuck up it.
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Old 02-19-08, 09:37 AM
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Old 02-19-08, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
Gentlemen,

You might think I'm trying to be cute but I'm not (although it's impossible to not have a half smile as I ask the question), and I'm asking for racing reasons only (what you do south of the border on your days off is your own business--I don't want to hear about it).

I've found that a good shave on the business side of your manhood helps keep things cleaner when the heat goes up. I find it easier to get in and out of lycra and I'm generally more comfortable without so much hair.

As a racer or serious rider, do you shave your johnson for "practical" reasons?
try waxing your johnson for a real rush !

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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
Ya might wanna start shaving your ass, because you are apparently getting a bunch of hairs stuck up it.



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Old 02-19-08, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by erader
try waxing your johnson for a real rush !

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Old 02-19-08, 11:15 AM
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Been there, done that, couldn't stand the itching. Never again.

Besides, when did men become so metro that shaving everything to become hairless like a 12 year old boy, or a woman became sexy? At some point in the 70s, hair on the chest was considered extra masculine and was a sign of strong libido/sexuality.

Anyway, as a point of agreement, I use a hair clipper to trim my chest and arm hair down to a 1/4 inch during the summer. It is much cooler. I also have shaved my legs in years past, mostly for the cooling effect more so than because it is what the racers do.

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Old 02-19-08, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Greg180
Uh-HUH

Is there a wiki page regarding this pic? I've seen it several times and have no idea the story behind it. No clue what to search on....
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Old 02-25-08, 04:29 PM
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You dont't have to shave bald everywhere to be tidy. Shaving the sack bald however is recommended. If you tidy up the top area to be very short that works too. Nobody wants hair in their teeth.

As for women thinking your not a man if your shaved, you might think this is the case but its not always. It depends on how you act. If you are a very confident, alpha, person she will see the complete shave and think that you are confident enough to do what most men wont. If however you are more of a timid person and she sees a clean shave, she will think you are trying too hard and might be turned off.

The shave can work for or against you depending on your personality and body. If you are a big guy with a hairy chest she might not like it. If you are a lean cyclist with shaved legs and groin it reeks of confidence, if pulled off right.
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Old 02-25-08, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by zonatandem
. . . and no place for crabs to settle!
Just shave off half, light the other half on fire and when the crabs run out hit them with a rock.
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Old 02-25-08, 05:07 PM
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Let Levi Shave!
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Old 02-25-08, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bikesapien
Roadies are just plain weird. You would never read a post like this on the MTB forum.
That's because they're all granola-eating hairy hippies trying to get closer to nature.
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Old 02-25-08, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pseudobrit
That's because they're all granola-eating hairy hippies trying to get closer to nature.
Now that's just not true.
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Old 02-25-08, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Scummer
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The fact that one of our forum members feels the need to keep pimping his detailed guide to shaving one's legs is bad enough. Discussions about shaving your cock, balls, taint and whatever else you're going for is just stupid. Why do you hate cycling?
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