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    Arschgaudi Mayonnaise's Avatar
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    Shave The Johnson

    Gentlemen,

    You might think I'm trying to be cute but I'm not (although it's impossible to not have a half smile as I ask the question), and I'm asking for racing reasons only (what you do south of the border on your days off is your own business--I don't want to hear about it).

    I've found that a good shave on the business side of your manhood helps keep things cleaner when the heat goes up. I find it easier to get in and out of lycra and I'm generally more comfortable without so much hair.

    As a racer or serious rider, do you shave your johnson for "practical" reasons?
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    Roadies are just plain weird. You would never read a post like this on the MTB forum.

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    I'm just thanking GOD he didn't post pics.
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    What I want to know is why he has hair growing on his Johnson.

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    Joke, right?
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    Where is this "business side" in relation to a "non-business side"? Mine has properties more akin to a MŲbius Strip.
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    Excuse me for hijacking this thread in a semiserious way. When I shave my face the hair keeps coming back and I must do it again and again... Will not this also happen to other hairy parts of ones anatomy ? Riding with itchy stubble does not sound like fun.

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    once or twice a month I give the region a trim. It's a bit uncomfortable for a day or two then it's fine.

    I should restate: I don't mean shave so much as trim. Trim Your Johnson should be the title of the thread. By that I mean the region not so much the member itself.
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    Uh-HUH


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    I find that using a merkin helps to pad the chamois.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanders View Post
    Where is this "business side" in relation to a "non-business side"? Mine has properties more akin to a MŲbius Strip.

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    easier to get in and out of your spandex?? how big is your bush, that it makes it difficult to get into your spandex?? wait nevermind..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikesapien View Post
    Roadies are just plain weird. You would never read a post like this on the MTB forum.
    I am a roadie, and even I think it's weird.
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    . . . and no place for crabs to settle!

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    Circumcision helps too.

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    First the ads for the Gay fitness community, now someone asking about shaving the johnson...I'm starting to feel out of place.... Maybe should go into MTB

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    Don't feed the hairy-dicked troll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjaman View Post
    Don't feed the bald-dicked troll!
    Based on the OP, shouldn't it read as amended?

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    He's got two dicks!

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    No wonder he has trouble getting into his lycra.

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    I'll bet 1/4 of the people that responded to this shave their balls.
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    **** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.

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    I don't shave. I rub it vigorously until the hair falls out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packeteer View Post
    **** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.
    +1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packeteer View Post
    **** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.
    By the time a woman knows it is "clean and tidy," I think she is already pretty "involved down there."

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