I have a friend. A very humble friend who races Masters 35+ and Pro/1/2 on occasion. Last weekend's races went like so:
Saturday: Attack early. Lead a break away. Dust them off your wheel. Finish five minutes before 2nd place.
The thing about this guy is that he is quiet, down to earth, friendly, and extremely helpful. We need more guys like him - as long as they don't race against me.
OK, I'm done being a little girl here.