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Old 04-27-08, 08:06 PM   #1
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Pcad gets a skinsuit, so now you can all STFU.

For the past year I have been bombarded with flak about not having a skinsuit. Now you can all STFU, because I not only have one, but it's in my team colors, it fits, and it has my sponsor logo.





That's supposed to say 'Cotsis CAD', direct all complaints to vergesport.com
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Get a haircut.

It will make you faster; via the thermostat regulator of the central governor.
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Just taking a picture of the skinsuit hanging up would've been fine too.
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Just taking a picture of the skinsuit hanging up would've been fine too.
You are painfully out of touch with the incessant demands of the Pcad Groupie Contingent.
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Pcad, how do you ask your wife to take a picture of you in a skinsuit to post on the internet?
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are those SPD sandals that you're wearing?
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Pcad, how do you ask your wife to take a picture of you in a skinsuit to post on the internet?
Don't be ridiculous. I would never be so crass.

My daughter took that picture.
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Don't be ridiculous. I would never be so crass.

My daughter took that picture.
Was she laughing... ?
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Was she laughing... ?
That is the whole point CR.

After the humiliation I experience in road racing, being a BF Laughingstock is R&R.
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Hi pcad,

You know, in yesterday's 50+ race a few guys on the line accused me of not being 50 while we were waiting for the start. They said my hair was too black and one of them wanted to see my driver's license.

I guess you wouldn't have the same problem.

BTW, I told them that I hadn't dyed my hair in over a week.
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Hi pcad,

You know, in yesterday's 50+ race a few guys on the line accused me of not being 50 while we were waiting for the start. They said my hair was too black and one of them wanted to see my driver's license.

I guess you wouldn't have the same problem.

BTW, I told them that I hadn't dyed my hair in over a week
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I have been a silver haired bastrd since my early 20's.

I have been a silver tongued bastrd forever. Remember, Pcad was once a Used Car Salesman. There's a shock, eh?
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Why did you have your dad model your skinsuit?
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Why did you have your dad model your skinsuit?
You'll be lucky if you're still breathing when you're my age punk. Let alone racing bicycles. I think you'll look like this:

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Wait......was that Steve Martin in a skin suit?



These cans are defective!
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Old 04-27-08, 09:30 PM   #15
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Which way to go with this?

Can you breathe in that thing?

Nice bathtub.

Bring back the goatee! I understand now why you had it.

And finally, tell me you have both a college fund and a therapy fund for your daughter. "I took pictures of my dad in his skinsuit" does not have a nice ring to it.




& now for the homage -- I hope I look that good at 50.
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Nice bathtub!!!
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Nice bathtub!!!
I'd accuse you of being gay, but after posting that photo, I blame myself.
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looking lean pcaddy.

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I'm still too fat for this sport. I won't rest until I look like Nomad or KP. Or as close as a 50 year old who likes Dominos Pizza can ever possibly get. You know what's scary? I was racing with a couple of 50+ dudes this Spring who could seriously shell 95% of the Road Nazis here, regardless of age. Trust me.
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Bring back the goatee! I understand now why you had it.
You simply covet Pcad's Matinee Idol Looks. And most of you will never live til age 50, you'll all be hit by Ford F150 pick up trucks.
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I'm still too fat for this sport. I won't rest until I look like Nomad or KP. Or as close as a 50 year old who likes Dominos Pizza can ever possibly get. You know what's scary? I was racing with a couple of 50+ dudes this Spring who could seriously shell 95% of the Road Nazis here, regardless of age. Trust me.
You are a uber master, focus on adding muscle instead of shedding fat.
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looking lean pcaddy.

you must have done well in school
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I'd accuse you of being gay, but after posting that photo, I blame myself.
Hmmm, recall is a little hazy, but maybe that was you who said something similar many years ago and told me that the Dodge was a creampuff driven only on Sundays back and forth to Church by a retired grandmother who did all the service schedules and oil changes...
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You are painfully out of touch with the incessant demands of the Pcad Groupie Contingent.
Correct. I'm satisfied. You may continue this thread.
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Oh Pcad. Dear friend Pcad. What's with the need for self-abuse?

Side not:
During the master's race this Saturday, I found myself behind a guy in a skinsuit. It was horrible. Just horrible. The jiggles his flesh made over every bump made me sick. It was like a train wreck: I couldn't avert my attention.
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