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    describe the course of your last race

    in as few words as possible:


    start.
    hard left.
    bricks.
    hard left.
    bricks.
    long straight. more bricks.
    right on bridge.
    bricks.
    left.
    bricks.
    speed bump.
    bricks.
    speed bump.
    hard left.
    manhole.
    bricks.
    left.
    bricks.
    right.
    bridge.
    airborne.
    bricks.
    repeat.

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    start.
    long slow right.
    hill.
    long slow right.
    finish.
    repeat 3 times.

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    NYC.
    Central Park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FixdGearHead View Post
    NYC.
    Central Park.

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    left. downhill. left. uphill. left.

    repeat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    in as few words as possible:


    start.
    hard left.
    bricks.
    hard left.
    bricks.
    long straight. more bricks.
    right on bridge.
    bricks.
    left.
    bricks.
    speed bump.
    bricks.
    speed bump.
    hard left.
    manhole.
    bricks.
    left.
    bricks.
    right.
    bridge.
    airborne.
    bricks.
    repeat.
    Huh?

    Last edited by Quijibo187; 05-01-09 at 12:08 PM.

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    Straight.
    Left.
    Straight.
    Left.
    Straight.
    Left. (tar warming in the heat. tires felt loose. people pulled out of race thinking they had a flat)
    Straight.
    Left. (more tar. bumps.)
    Straight. (uphill finish)

    Nice wide turns and wide roads. No crashed all day.

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    wide auto track
    no hard corners

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    turn left.

    repeat for 50 minutes.
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    Gather 25 min before
    race to start line
    start behind 120 people
    start
    tight left
    sweeping left
    sweeping left
    sprint up the hill
    settle
    tight left
    tight left with bricks
    sprint like a mofo back to start
    try to move up
    repeat from step 5
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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Straight.
    Left.
    Straight.
    Left.
    Straight.
    Left. (tar warming in the heat. tires felt loose. people pulled out of race thinking they had a flat)
    Straight.
    Left. (more tar. bumps.)
    Straight. (uphill finish)

    Nice wide turns and wide roads. No crashed all day.
    For me, it was more like an Escher drawing.

    Uphill.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Uphill.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Uphill.
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    Damn.

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    cornfields with no corn. flat: neutral start-> race into headwind. left. crosswind. right. headwind. right. crosswind. right. long straight. right. long straight, tailwind. really really fast. right. rutted gravel road. crosswind. right. headwind 400m slight incline to finish.

    ouch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wanders View Post
    For me, it was more like an Escher drawing.

    Uphill.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Uphill.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Left.
    Uphill.
    I went slower than you. I noticed much more of the straightaways.

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    You could at least have given me the Full Picard; I'll feel cheated.

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    i = 2;
    j=4;
    while (i != 0){
    while (j != 0 {
    turn right;
    j--;
    **

    i--;
    **

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    start.
    left.
    right.
    left.
    right.
    straightaway.
    left.
    right.
    sharp left.
    right.
    left-straight-left.
    right.
    got lost.
    left.
    long straight.
    finish.
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    start
    left
    long climb
    right turn
    stair steps
    right turn
    long descent
    right turn
    windy
    180
    short climb
    repeat x 3

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    start
    flat
    dirt
    rollers paved
    steep as can be dirt
    rollers
    deep gravel
    gravel descent
    pain
    pain
    pain

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    Up steep.
    Left.
    Down.
    Left.
    Down.
    Down.
    U-turn
    Up.
    Left.
    Up.
    Right.
    Up.
    Up steep.
    Up.
    Kid laughing at me.
    Repeat.

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    You know the wave washer with ultra torque BB cups? Make it out of crappy asphalt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by umd View Post
    start
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    long climb
    right turn
    stair steps
    right turn
    long descent
    right turn
    windy
    180
    short climb
    repeat x 3
    +1
    except repeat x 5
    add crash in last 180 (I would call it an off camber 140 w/dirt and gravel)

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    start
    long straight
    wide right turns
    road narrows
    down hill
    sharp right turn
    up hill
    finito

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    start.
    hairpin right.
    close gap.
    left.
    steep climb.
    otb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    describe the course of your last race

    in as few words as possible:

    Hard.


    What do I win?

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