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    Sensible shoes. CastIron's Avatar
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    Funny race exchange

    I'm at a RR this weekend and having my sandwich between the morning and afternoon sets. One of the deputies working the course chats me up and I ask if everything is going well and if their are any problems for the crew to address. He says he had one complaint from a local farmer on the course (very rural area):

    Farmer to Deputy:
    Why all the bicycles on the road? Can't you stop them or chase them off?

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    No, it's all fine and legal. What's the problem?

    Farmer:
    They're screwing up traffic.

    Deputy:
    Are they riding through your field?

    Farmer:
    No. Why?

    Deputy:
    Well, you've been here picking out rocks all morning.

    I waved every time I passed in the afternoon set.

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    Why am I in your signature.

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    where's the funny part of the exchange?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CastIron View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    where's the funny part of the exchange?

    Where this thing is laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    where's the funny part of the exchange?
    I think I missed it too.

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    The farmer never left his rock pile in the field. Perhaps you had to be there.
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    Why am I in your signature.

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    Now if the farmer starting chuckin' rocks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CastIron View Post
    The farmer never left his rock pile in the field. Perhaps you had to be there.
    perhaps

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    I think the waving was supposed to be the funny part.
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    I don't get it.

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    It's the rock pile...that is hilarious!!!

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    Really, it was funny at the time. I'll run along now.
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    Someone please sticky this thread lest we all forget it later.
    Putting the Duh in Floriduh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CastIron View Post
    Really, it was funny at the time. I'll run along now.
    No don't go! We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you. I mean ... well, never mind.

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    Weeks from now, we'll all be quoting this thread like our favorite movie.

    Remember the part when the deputy asked "Are they riding through your field?"

    That cracked me UP!

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    Best thread evar!









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    im trying so hard to understand
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    Quote Originally Posted by dmb2786 View Post
    im trying so hard to understand
    Don't waste your gray matter.

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    Tough crowd.
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    The twitter feed thread is gone. We're kinda bored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    The twitter feed thread is gone. We're kinda bored.
    lol.
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    Way to take one for the team, CastIron. If it hadn't been you, it woulda been me. Much apprecitated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    The twitter feed thread is gone. We're kinda bored.
    Go start a thread in SS/FG and see where it goes
    Gelato aficionado.

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    It's amazing how much milder the abuse is here than in the road forum

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