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Old 05-04-09, 08:35 AM   #1
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Funny race exchange

I'm at a RR this weekend and having my sandwich between the morning and afternoon sets. One of the deputies working the course chats me up and I ask if everything is going well and if their are any problems for the crew to address. He says he had one complaint from a local farmer on the course (very rural area):

Farmer to Deputy:
Why all the bicycles on the road? Can't you stop them or chase them off?

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No, it's all fine and legal. What's the problem?

Farmer:
They're screwing up traffic.

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Are they riding through your field?

Farmer:
No. Why?

Deputy:
Well, you've been here picking out rocks all morning.

I waved every time I passed in the afternoon set.

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where's the funny part of the exchange?
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where's the funny part of the exchange?

Where this thing is laughing.
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where's the funny part of the exchange?
I think I missed it too.
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Old 05-04-09, 09:00 AM   #5
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The farmer never left his rock pile in the field. Perhaps you had to be there.
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Now if the farmer starting chuckin' rocks!
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Old 05-04-09, 09:31 AM   #9
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I think the waving was supposed to be the funny part.
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I don't get it.

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It's the rock pile...that is hilarious!!!
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Really, it was funny at the time. I'll run along now.
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Someone please sticky this thread lest we all forget it later.
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No don't go! We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you. I mean ... well, never mind.
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Weeks from now, we'll all be quoting this thread like our favorite movie.

Remember the part when the deputy asked "Are they riding through your field?"

That cracked me UP!
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im trying so hard to understand
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Don't waste your gray matter.
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Tough crowd.
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The twitter feed thread is gone. We're kinda bored.
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Way to take one for the team, CastIron. If it hadn't been you, it woulda been me. Much apprecitated.
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Go start a thread in SS/FG and see where it goes
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It's amazing how much milder the abuse is here than in the road forum
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