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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Somewhere between Funkytown and Margaritaville, PA
Bikes: Lynskey R330, Litespeed Classic, Eddy Merckx MX Leader, Specialized Rock Hopper Comp (1988!)
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Regardless of whether Kloden may or may not be guilty, it's that time of the year to break out the funtacular Excuse-O-Matic! Pick one or more as needed:
A) "It wasn't me. It was my twin / unborn chimeric twin / stunt double / security look-a-like decoy..."
B) "I didn't actually transfuse, I only planned to transfuse."
C) "The room was dark, nobody saw nuttin'..."
D) "Everyone else was doing it, so I had to do it just to keep up."
E) "Team management made us do it."
F) sob sob "I'm so sorry, I'll never do it again, blah blah blah" sob sob
G) "Those were just vitamins, and they must have been tainted by the manufacturer."
The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.