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Racer Ex 07-09-09 08:03 AM

Quick! Turn on VS!
 
They are doing a special segment on Lance Armstrong!

wanders 07-09-09 08:06 AM

It's going to be a longgggg Tour.

Racer Ex 07-09-09 08:10 AM

The intrinsic beauty of this thread is for the next couple of weeks, there's almost no chance of it being wrong.

VA_Esquire 07-09-09 08:23 AM

Who is Lance Armstrong?

waterrockets 07-09-09 08:33 AM

Dam. Do you think they'll re-air it on tonight's coverage? Lance coverage is like garlic: you really can't get too much.

Hopefully his TdG teammate will be at the Driveway M35+ tonight.

Did you hear that our own Cat 4 superstar JS, after winning the 4/5 on a half-kilo attack, was off the front for a few laps with College and Schaefer in the M35+ last week? Benz lead the chase to bring them back. Six had too many guys, but it sounded like a fun race.

saratoga 07-09-09 08:34 AM

They've been doing specials for the past 2 weeks.

timster 07-09-09 08:49 AM

How much do you think Phil and Paul get paid each time they mention his name?

waterrockets 07-09-09 08:56 AM

One ham.

Homebrew01 07-09-09 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by VA_Esquire (Post 9246300)
Who is Lance Armstrong?

Sounds familiar ...... some sports guy I think.

Jynx 07-09-09 09:17 AM

Don't worry I am recording it so I can watch it multiple times. Thanks TiVo!

El Diablo Rojo 07-09-09 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by saratoga (Post 9246371)
They've been doing specials for the past 2 weeks.

Really? I hadn't noticed.

timster 07-09-09 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by Homebrew01 (Post 9246632)
Sounds familiar ...... some sports guy I think.

Wait. Wasn't Armstrong the guy who landed on the moon?

chipcom 07-09-09 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by Racer Ex (Post 9246234)
The intrinsic beauty of this thread is for the next couple of weeks, there's almost no chance of it being wrong.

Thou art evil and worthy of worship.

El Diablo Rojo 07-09-09 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by timster (Post 9246727)
Wait. Wasn't Armstrong the guy who landed on the moon?

You are thinking of Neil Armstrong..Lance Armstrong is the guy the moon orbits around...along with the planets and the sun...

MDcatV 07-09-09 10:29 AM

is he returning to cycling or something? I hope so, it's been so boring without him kicking french ass.

caloso 07-09-09 10:43 AM

I love Lance Armstrong. His duets with Eleanor Fitzgerald were great.

http://defencedebates.files.wordpres...ella-louis.jpg

kensuf 07-09-09 10:52 AM

OMG! They're doing a thing on Lance RIGHT NOW!!!

TMonk 07-09-09 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 9247204)
I love Lance Armstrong. His duets with Eleanor Fitzgerald were great.

http://defencedebates.files.wordpres...ella-louis.jpg

YES! :roflmao:

VA_Esquire 07-09-09 11:54 AM

Come to find out he also does floors.

El Diablo Rojo 07-09-09 12:08 PM

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Apparently since he lost a nut he's done quite well in the womens' peleton as well

MDcatV 07-09-09 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by El Diablo Rojo (Post 9247816)
Apparently since he lost a nut he's done quite well in the womens' peleton as well

that's not lance, it's his wife you dummy. their genetics are amazing!

Homebrew01 07-09-09 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by timster (Post 9246727)
Wait. Wasn't Armstrong the guy who landed on the moon?

Reminds me of the recent Jay Leno "Jaywalking" video clip going around .... some mighty ignorant folks out there !! :lol:

Louis Armstrong landed on the moon. ...... BYOB stands for ... Bring Your own B**** (female dog)

"What does the 'DC' of Washington DC stand for ?"

"Da Capital ?"

Voodoo76 07-09-09 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by Racer Ex (Post 9246193)
They are doing a special segment on Lance Armstrong!

Followed by a special report on the impact of Michael Jackson's music on cycling.

El Diablo Rojo 07-09-09 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by MDcatV (Post 9247850)
that's not lance, it's his wife you dummy. their genetics are amazing!

Dude get a clue everyone knows Lance is a shape shifter and also has the ability to birth his own children...the women are only a cover.

VA_Esquire 07-09-09 01:17 PM

They should make a stamp for MJ....just keep the stamps away from the lil boys.


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