Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 36
  1. #1
    Banned.
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Somewhere
    My Bikes
    something
    Posts
    1,041
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    "Bike Racing is the sexiest sport ever"

    So while at the local Crit this afternoon one of the Marshals told me that while they were at the Math School that was located on the course, one of the mothers came out and started watching the race and said to the Marshal (Who is also another female) "Bike racing is the sexiest sport ever". Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.

  2. #2
    Resident Alien Racer Ex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Location, location.
    Posts
    11,428
    Mentioned
    17 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller View Post
    Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.
    Yeah, I hate seeing really fit women in skin tight see through clothes.
    Last edited by Racer Ex; 06-16-13 at 08:03 PM.

  3. #3
    Mr. Dopolina Bob Dopolina's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Taiwan
    My Bikes
    KUUPAS, Simpson VR
    Posts
    9,647
    Mentioned
    5 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Racer Ex View Post
    Yeah, I hate seeing really fit women in skin tight see through clothes covered in sweat, grimacing and out of breath.
    fify
    BLOG of BOB: Old Guy Racer
    BDop Cycling Company Ltd.: bdopcycling.com, facebook

  4. #4
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    130
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Someone has never seen Women's beach volleyball.

    I imagine Men's swimming would be better,for the ladies.

  5. #5
    Mr. Dopolina Bob Dopolina's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Taiwan
    My Bikes
    KUUPAS, Simpson VR
    Posts
    9,647
    Mentioned
    5 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by flashpoint145 View Post
    Someone has never seen Women's beach volleyball.
    My heaven is populated by former players of the Brazilian Woman's volleyball team...and me...
    BLOG of BOB: Old Guy Racer
    BDop Cycling Company Ltd.: bdopcycling.com, facebook

  6. #6
    avatar by Sean Powers mike868y's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    charm city
    My Bikes
    2009 Specialized Tarmac Pro
    Posts
    6,893
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller View Post
    So while at the local Crit this afternoon one of the Marshals told me that while they were at the Math School that was located on the course, one of the mothers came out and started watching the race and said to the Marshal (Who is also another female) "Bike racing is the sexiest sport ever". Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.
    so that was you hanging out at the reg table after the race. thought it might be for some reason but I wasn't really sure. i was the little dude in the expo kit.
    Quote Originally Posted by gsteinb View Post
    it depends

  7. #7
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    130
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by bob dopolina View Post
    my heaven is populated by former players of the brazilian woman's volleyball team...and me...

    yes please

  8. #8
    fuggitivo solitario echappist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Arlington, VA
    Posts
    8,036
    Mentioned
    12 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller View Post
    So while at the local Crit this afternoon one of the Marshals told me that while they were at the Math School that was located on the course, one of the mothers came out and started watching the race and said to the Marshal (Who is also another female) "Bike racing is the sexiest sport ever". Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.
    paging MDcatV, paging MDcatV!

  9. #9
    Senior Member jsutkeepspining's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    ohioland/right near hicville farmtown
    Posts
    4,786
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    i had my picture taken before the crit. Not going to lie, i looked damn sexy trying to squeeze into my size small skinsuit.
    cat 1-o-meter: wtf am i doing??????
    Quote Originally Posted by Racer Ex View Post
    You're not dumb. You're just less smart.

  10. #10
    Banned.
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Somewhere
    My Bikes
    something
    Posts
    1,041
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by mike868y View Post
    so that was you hanging out at the reg table after the race. thought it might be for some reason but I wasn't really sure. i was the little dude in the expo kit.
    Ohhhh yeah, I remember you from a few races. Of course I mean no offense by this but you are relatively easy to pick out in the peloton due to your stature. You are also definitely one of the guys I keep an eye on because I know you have quite a bit of power.

  11. #11
    . botto's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    40,338
    Mentioned
    4 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Drip drip drp.

  12. #12
    No matches Flatballer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    My Bikes
    two wheeled ones
    Posts
    10,183
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    My wife thinks my kit is hot. N=1.
    It's a bike race, not a tea party. - GirlAnachronism

  13. #13
    Making a kilometer blurry waterrockets's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Austin (near TX)
    My Bikes
    rkwaki's porn collection
    Posts
    26,112
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yep, there's nothing like a sport where you can get other people's spit, shiat, piss, puke, and blood on you in the same 2 hours.

  14. #14
    VeloSIRraptor
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    4,365
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    OP - the lady clearly isn't familiar with menz water polo, or gymnastics.
    Quote Originally Posted by shovelhd View Post
    If it comes down to a field sprint, you probably won't win, so don't let it.

  15. #15
    soon to be gsteinc... rkwaki's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    getting photographed by rockets...
    Posts
    8,413
    Mentioned
    27 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Flatballer View Post
    My wife thinks my kit is hot. N=1.
    But didn't tell you that you look hot in it...
    Now myself on the other hand...
    only post of the day methinks... Tied up all day.
    "if you ride it the way it's meant to be ridden there's no way any wife is less of a ***** than a bicycle." - gstein

  16. #16
    Senior Member rankin116's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Troylet
    Posts
    3,752
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by rkwaki View Post
    But didn't tell you that you look hot in it...
    Now myself on the other hand...
    only post of the day methinks... Tied up all day.
    WR in town again?

  17. #17
    No matches Flatballer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    My Bikes
    two wheeled ones
    Posts
    10,183
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That was a softball lob.
    It's a bike race, not a tea party. - GirlAnachronism

  18. #18
    Senior Member johnybutts's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Houston, TX
    My Bikes
    Type of horse.
    Posts
    3,221
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by rankin116 View Post
    WR in town again?
    Zing!
    I'm sure when you were getting to the point of blowing nothing was obvious but making the pain stop...I don't know about you but after the fact I always look back at those moments and think 'why didn't I just keep going' but at the time there wasn't enough oxygen on the planet to make me take one more pedal stroke.

  19. #19
    Making a kilometer blurry waterrockets's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Austin (near TX)
    My Bikes
    rkwaki's porn collection
    Posts
    26,112
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    safe word = fuji

  20. #20
    Packfodding 3 caloso's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Sacramento, California, USA
    My Bikes
    Ridley Excalibur, Gazelle Champion Mondial, On-One Pompino, Specialized Rock Hopper
    Posts
    30,256
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by waterrockets View Post
    Yep, there's nothing like a sport where you can get other people's spit, shiat, piss, puke, and blood on you in the same 2 hours.
    Some people have a bodily fluid fetish. NTTATWWT
    Cyclists of the world, unite! You have nothing to lube but your chains!

  21. #21
    Banned.
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Somewhere
    My Bikes
    something
    Posts
    1,041
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Hida Yanra View Post
    OP - the lady clearly isn't familiar with menz water polo, or gymnastics.
    On no there is a Gymnastics place and a Sports Club right on the crit course.

    We are all just that damn sexy I guess.

  22. #22
    avatar by Sean Powers mike868y's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    charm city
    My Bikes
    2009 Specialized Tarmac Pro
    Posts
    6,893
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller View Post
    Ohhhh yeah, I remember you from a few races. Of course I mean no offense by this but you are relatively easy to pick out in the peloton due to your stature. You are also definitely one of the guys I keep an eye on because I know you have quite a bit of power.
    no offense taken at all man. i'll say hi next time instead of awkwardly looking at you. appreciate the compliment, but doesn't particularly apply to this season. you seem to be killing it so far this year!
    Quote Originally Posted by gsteinb View Post
    it depends

  23. #23
    Senior Member shovelhd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Western MA
    My Bikes
    Yes
    Posts
    12,338
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller View Post
    On no there is a Gymnastics place and a Sports Club right on the crit course
    Sounds like Wells Ave.

  24. #24
    Senior Member grolby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    BOSTON BABY
    Posts
    7,088
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by shovelhd View Post
    Sounds like Wells Ave.
    So there'll be an audience at Wells Ave? Convenient, since I'm going to be living ~5 miles from there.

  25. #25
    avatar by Sean Powers mike868y's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    charm city
    My Bikes
    2009 Specialized Tarmac Pro
    Posts
    6,893
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by grolby View Post
    So there'll be an audience at Wells Ave? Convenient, since I'm going to be living ~5 miles from there.
    if by "audience" you mean soccer moms in minivans, then yeah.
    Quote Originally Posted by gsteinb View Post
    it depends

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •