Okay here's probably the most nasty one yet. Back when I was about 16 or 17, me and a group of guys were playing basket ball in a guy. There was a desk under one of the hoops and against a wall. I was playing pretty hard and was in a hurry to do a lay up. Well, running faster doesn't make the basket any more makable, and yes it amde it where that desk got in the way. I had a very deep bruise, so deep that I thought I had broken the leg itself. I had a bruise from my lower butt cheek down to the very top of my knee on the back side of my right leg.
One of the people that was there sent her daughter home and had her get this water and tobacco concoction and wrapped it around my leg with a couple of paper towels and an ace bandage. The entire bruising was gone in 2 days, and that's no joke. It has to be the old fashioned chewing tobacco that is like chunks of leaf's wrapped together.