BigMat, the French version of Lowe's or Home Depot
I have a good friend that rides, his name is Matt. He is 6'4" and 252 lbs. I bought him a BigMat jersey, Its probably the goofiest looking one ive seen. For 2003 the jerseys have graphics that resemble a carpenter/shop keepers apron, or a pair of overalls. Its i riot.
http://www.bigmat-auber93.com/
Another honerable mention....The Carrera Jeans team in the early 90's Had blue shorts with fake orange stitching to look like a pair of Jeans. even fake pockets!!! How Queer.
Chiapucci's win in the 1992 TdF @ Sestries was awesome!