[QUOTE=sestivers]It always cracks me up to see a SUV with a roof rack. "It can carry a crap load of stuff, IF I have most of it strapped to the roof."
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A neighbor of a friend tried to make a roof rack for a motorcycle on his SUV. He had a ramp to drive the bike up on top of the roof. I am not sure how far he got but he sounds like a real candidate for a Darwin award,