Originally Posted by nocoins
actually, Ben Franklin was HELPING philadelphia. You see, we have a child overpopulation problem. Last year we enacted a new law where all kindergarden classes would have to make their children fight to the death. It keeps our child population down which means less children will starve to death/ run out into the highway. Ben runs the battle every year using his "magic bean" to control the childrens minds.
so the winner of the brawl takes on the kid standing at the right? he must be a bad ass.