Congratulations to HH and sbhikes (April Fool's)
I just received a PM. They got married three days ago. They are honeymooning in an undisclosed location on the West coast. They picked a location with lots of bike lanes, but they seem to have worked out their differences. They ride side by side--Diane in the bike lane next to HH in the traffic lane.
All talk about Portland or John Forester is strictly forbidden by a hard-fought-over pre-nup.