Originally Posted by patentcad
The next appopriate question would be 'what's a TV antenna'? In our house it was my Dad, he'd get the picture just right and we'd make him stand there holding the top of the TV until the Big Play in the football game was over. And he always did.
or:
"granpa, why do you say "dial the number" with a telephone?
"granpa, why do you say "switch the channel" with a tv?
"granpa, i can't tell you what 2+2 equals until i get a new battery for my calculator".