Couple of things.
One.
165-48:17 only wears designer wool jerserys by some fancy pants yuppie wog company. He's an imposter and must be stopped.
Two.
Matching your jersey to your bike colour doesn't mean you're 'anal retentive' - all it means is that you're possibly gay. Real men of course wear jerseys in a COMPLIMENTARY colour to their bike. Sheesh, don't you wånk£rs know anything?
Three.
Slothy, if you name drop some sh1t box brand of anything one more time I'm gunna fly up there and snot you with my County cricket bat and then maybe spray WD-40 on the wounds, before contemplating throwing some Band-Aids at your Kangol infested head.
Finally.
Wool rules.
That is all.