Originally Posted by Allez Oops
But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
Easy. I can tell if a man is married by doing this:
M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex: "Hey, niiiccceeeee rear you got going there. You married?"
Male rider over shoulder to M.E.: "Uh...yeah."
M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex "Oh...like I said...niiiiccceeeee rear
wheel. Gotta get me one of those." -
rides off mumbling to self incoherently
Works every time. Fool proof.
