This guy needs a custom CamelBack with a built in parachute.
Now THAT's funny.
I used to live near there and ride over that bridge. It is pretty high. I also thought a few times that if you wrecked on it, you could go right over the side. As far as the bike getting stolen. That's Miami. They will steal anything and everything around there. My wife walked to a grocery store ( in a nice neighborhood) there with one of those fold up grocery/laundery carts. She took her eyes off of it for about ten minutes. GONE. What if that belonged to some poor old lady??