Wow. I'm glad camcorders were less common when I started riding. I had a nice new cyclometer. I turned left from a stop, moving from one very quiet street to another. I was rather intently trying to find the current speed function. I found it a moment later than I should have. I remember seeing the event like this:
7.4mph
Hood of parked truck.
Sky.
Feet.
Fender of parked truck.
Sky.
Pavement.
Right front tire of parked truck.
Sky.
Yeah. Humble pie?