I lit a fart back in my college days. Didn't know I needed to keep my underwear on, so I pulled them down for full effect. Let one of the biggest of my life. It went BOOM and lit up the room. I spent the next 15 minutes sitting on the lavatory running cold water on my nether regions while the only thing I could smell was burned hair and flesh. Can you imagine how painful the next two weeks were**********
Now I don't care what you've done. That's as funny as it was stupid.