Originally Posted by robertsdvd
Dubya - MTB spill, Segway spill (2) and some people like to mention choking on a pretzel (so maybe 3)...
You know, these are starting to sound like the kinds of excuses
you hear from battered women who are protecting their abusive
husbands. I wonder if Rummy is pushing George around, giving
him the occasional beating, and George just doesn't want anyone
to know what a wuss he is. So he makes up these ridiculous
things about "fainting" and "falling off a bicycle." When he
"walks into a door frame" we'll know for sure.