hahaha
I totally had that happen to me.. I was unlocking my car one morning when I was going to work and had these tight a$$ hot pink leopard prints pants on..
a guy on a bike rode by behind me in the street and without slowing or even looking smacked my a$$ SO hard.. he got me really good too, sorta of a hard upward sweeping motion.. I sorta just gasped and laughed and looked up at him but he didnt stop, or even turn his head around, he actually acted like nothing had happened..
that sh** was so funny.. and I totally deserved it cuz I was wearing those pants...