Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
Here's the skinny.....
You DIDN'T hit him. It may have been a close call, but that only counts in horseshoes! Happy ending, true?
Tom, if the OP had instead posted "A car almost hit me today," and in the post, he recounted how a JAM almost hit him, and when he tried to talk to the JAM, she said "flake off," and refused to talk with him, exclaiming "You're not my dad!," would you have said "Here's the skinny.....
She DIDN'T hit you. It may have been a close call, but that only counts in horseshoes! Happy ending, true?"