I registered for the big C on a lark. I road lots up to 7 years ago and recently put my Allez back on the road when gas hit $1.20/L in May.
I've trained since early July by watching the TDF and having the odd Corona.
Anyway, I would give almost anything to know where I put my Avocet computer and Speedplay pedals.
If you bump into or pass a guy in black on a specialized rig with downtube shifters, that is probably me.