mr/mrs hipster could just be standing next to me and I would want to...now put 'em on a bike yelling mouthcrap like that...U-lock to the mandible. Plus then I would have a new mesh/foam hat and t-shirt from Urban Outfitters once removed from the body. I would look so cool. Now I just need to secure a credit card from my parents and getted hooked on junk (I heard heroin was the coolest drug lately).