This one time I wanted an apple but I couldn't ride my bike to the store to get an apple because my brakes were kind of out of wack and rubbing on the rim and it would have been a huge pain the ass to drive to the store to get the apple because I would have lost my parking spot and it's a royal pain in the ass to find a new parking spot in my neighborhood so I decided that I was going to walk up to the grocery store to get an apple but then I noticed that it was raining and I didn't really want to get wet and then I ended up just going to my kitchen to get some juice and it ended up that I had an apple the whole time so there wasn't really a point in me going to the grocery store at all so I just ended up realigning my brakes instead because I had some time to kill because I didn't end up having to go to the grocery store to get an apple because there was one there.