If actually riding the bike fades in time, the shorts are still good for prancing around the boudoir. I think that is what they were invented for, and bicyclists later discovered their present use. bk
I like that much better than what my initial reaction was to padded shorts: So this is what it will feel like to wear Depends...
Yes, he's been fiddling with his saddle, too. I hope his interest in bike gear isn't just a reaction to discomfort!