Originally Posted by
BSLeVan
My paternal grandfather gave me the best response I've ever heard to being called "an old fool". He was called this by a grocery store clerk when I was about 12 years old. He responded by saying: "I'm sorry, but I believe you're mistaken. Fools don't live to be my age, but I guess you'll never know that first hand."
Burn! Great comeback, gonna file that. Trouble is, I won't be able to find it when i need it