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Old 09-18-07, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Paulie
Let's create the "perfect" 50 Plus poster.

Some things like:

Age In their prime.

Weight A BMI index of 18 to 20

Height One that fits the bike

Sex Yes please

"Orientation" Doesn't matter as long it is not BENT


General Appearance Smart

Income Enough

Family Status Head of the family- The ruler- He who must be obeyed so that family Things don't get in the way of Biking

Bike's Owned N+2


Monthly Milage Milage doesn't matter- providing that when Gary turns up out of the blue- He has enough fitness to join him on the 100 miler up the mountains


Ideal would be retired but consultant to Lance to keep the Supply of suitable bikes to 50+ members at a 60% discount

Etc...




Only thing I would add would be

What Vehicle for bike transportation.
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