Rat-chewed saddle
I recently purchased a new saddle for my bike but what I had failed to remember was that my garage was becoming infested with rats. I installed the new saddle, left the bike in the garage, and found myself pissed off the next day.
I at first was an advocate of a humane way of rat removal.
Now I want revenge.
They chewed my brake hood too. Why would they do that?! It's rubber!