With your name all over it, you are looking for someone to do airbrush work. From what I've seen, to have the bike sandblasted and custom airbrush painted is in the $600 ti $1000 range. A much cheaper alternative would be to find someone with a vinyl cutter (somone on ebay probably) and have them make you stickers you could use as masks and then paint the bike yourself. It will probably not look great but it will achieve your objectives and not looking great isn't a bad thing in a commuter.