I would officially like to state here publicly and officially that asking Raymond to fall off of his bike was all Oscar's idea.
Oscar asked me to write the above suggestions because he had some lame excuse. Now I see the real motive - he is afraid of legal recourse.
SO with that, I wash my hands and transfer full responsibility to OSCAR for his savage, uncaring, and dangerous suggestion.
Raymond, God bless you if you are already off trying this dangerous experiment. Please, please please understand that it was ALL OSCAR'S fault!