Originally Posted by Rural Roadie
Time for the tennis racket strung with fine piano wire?
I'm amazed anyone can remember that! That is actually an idea I'm keen to try out. Maybe I should visit the Tandem section to see if anyone's prepared to sit on the back with the tennis racket.
Originally Posted by juciluci
here i am thinking the dreaded word is Marriage.. silly me..
That is the dreaded word, kind of. However, it's not quite as likely as a magpie attack.
Originally Posted by juciluci
thank goodness we only have a starling invasion with no fear here, as they are known for their littl' peckers.
Those would be the homophobic jerks mentioned above then? 
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