You need to get a bigger imagination. We have a bunch of bike commuters here at our facility, which is one of the world's largest corporations related to the international oil & gas industry. All of the bike commuters are technogeeks with advanced science and engineering degrees, a combined 200 years of industry experience, each making well into six figure incomes. We are not hippies.
Our corporate MS150 fundraising team has 300 members.
Cycling is the new golf. You join the cycling team to brown-nose your boss.
No seriously. I'm facinated by the thought of being carless but I can't ever do that with my corporate office job.