...You "soft pedal" during the act of shifting.
You routinely brush or "wipe" your tyres with the leather palm of your crocheted cycling gloves...while riding.
When you talk about the chamois in your shorts, you actually MEAN chamois.
While riding, you constantly scan your surroundings for good places to empty your bladder.
During rides, you think up good threads to start on BF 50+ when you get home...but always forget what they were.