Eww...that doesn't sound fun.
I didn't realize some of the Masterlocks were "Bic-able" as well. I assume this is something you tried on one of your locks before calling? This is getting frustrating because I was planning on buying a new locks soon and apparently now my two top choices are out of the question.
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