Originally Posted by
roadfix
Tell us more about the moustache ride.
Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Little ones, short
ones, fat ones, pre-pubescent and stunted ones, playful
and naughty, synthetic and curly, moist and glistening
with spittle ... all are welcome!
Why MUST-YOU MUST-ACHE:
1.) Bare lip sinks ships.
2.) One swallow doesn't make a summer.
3.) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
4.) Well begun is half done.
5.) And, Without a mustache you won't get a godamn thing.
Ladies & Gentlemen, hold on tightly to your handlebars,
cause you just had your 'stache just did, and we are
riding f-a-s-t! Enhance your social + riding skills
with hair flair. Bring lights, (vitamin) water, power
bars, spare tubes and patch kit, sweat-wicking lycra.
When:Saturday 3-22
meet at 8:30 pm
10316 Santa Gertrudes
Whittier, CA 90603
(We will be meeting at the parking lot behind the
Whittier Cyclery where free give-aways will be handed
out. No, this is not a scam.)
Start time:9:00
AND DID WE SAY, FREE GIVE-AWAY?