fixed-gear cyclists should be sitting around arguing about who's more hardcore while drinking cheap beer, then all go hop on their tarck bikes and ride to a coffee shop (with a mess of various-camera-angle action shots), but when they get to the coffee shop it should be clear it was on the same block.
also... during the mess of camera angle shots I think there should be individual freeze-frame shots of the riders, with a little on screen textual description (along the lines of possenger; clingsenger - my new made up name for people like me who were once messengers, but it was a pathetically long time ago and really we should stop talking about it by now; and then definitely one person who drove across town with his/her tarck bike on the back of their car)
I know, I know... too specific and too snarky.