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Old 04-23-08, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Psimet2001
Ahh...you forgot the special proxy provision pertaining to the seating president. I reserve the right to blame:

1. Equipment
2. Inadequate training
3. Personal injury
4. Mechanical failure

in instances where poor performance is witnessed.

Considering I am a wussy and racing on Saturday I feel I will have the need to invoke this right.
Should we have the WHAAAAmbulance on standby for you on Sunday? Or should I just can a few answers for you now?
  • "I raced for 30 minutes yesterday, so I'm tired!"
  • "I raced for 30 minutes and my back hurts because my back is all defective and stuff."
  • "My full DA componentry is just too tempermental"
  • "I'm treating New Glarus as a recovery ride"
  • "I'm hungover."
  • "I'm not hungover, I'm still drunk."

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