Originally Posted by
merlinextraligh
How to prepare for the Tour? Get plenty of beer and play the Phil and Paul drinking games (i.e. chug whenever Paul says X is a great rider; chug whenever Paul says the elastic has snapped, chug whenever Paul says he's reaching deep into his suitcase of courage, etc, etc,)
If you really want to get drunk, drink whenever they comment on the castles and/or beautiful scenery (it is!).