1. No cars at all, except for public services such as police, delivery of goods, etc.
2. Clean roads all the time, with limited potholes because cars rarely drive on them
3. Everything is compact, yet "big-city," so that there is a lot to do, yet you're a mile from the grocery store.
4. Bike shops as frequently as car lots and repair shops
5. Bike racks equal to the number of parking spaces
6. Police that actually care if your bike is stolen
7. Perfect weather year round. In fact, every day gets closer and closer to perfect with no decline.
8. Plenty of physically fit and attractive women to ride when you're off your bike