Well, I met the seller and bought the Swift tonight. I'm thrilled with my purchase so far.
I got the bike home and rode it around the block once with a huge grin on my face. I brought it back to the garage and just stared at the silly little thing for 10 minutes.
I think I'm hooked already.
I'll try to get pictures up by this weekend - although maybe I'll just post them in the massive Swift thread. Thanks to everyone again for all the advice that has got me this far.