Originally Posted by scrublover

Unhappy Looking Fat Lady Hiker: Hey! You shouldn't be on these trails; you bikers mess things up. This used to be nice before you all started riding here.

Me: You do realize that the trail you are presently on was conceived, planned, built, and is maintained by a mountain bike organization, right?

ULFLH: Well that doesn't make it right!

Me: (internally: WTF???) Lady, you can criticize me for riding this trail when I see you out here helping to build and maintain things, okay? (pedalpedalpedal)

ULFLH: huffpuffhuffpuff.

Yeah, that set a really nice tone for the rest of my ride yesterday.