This thread had better not be a cruel joke. You had better be a female virgin who rides a bike or I'm gonna stick my head in the microwave. I can't take any more disappointment...TJ knows how fragile I am.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey