Here's the Feldman Plan for drunk driver control:
Many police departments have a few sickos, officers who are on the job because of a violent streak or an unhealthy enjoyment of power. Instead of waiting for them to beat up on random victims, let them have drunk drivers as unlimited sporting targets; tell 'em that if they have a Breathalyzer reading over .10, they can do what they want to the suspect as long as there are no messy remains left around. Remember, DRUNK DRIVERS ARE NOT PEOPLE.